^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}      “It’s not fucking rocket science. Need me to speak slower?

                          Sprecken ze English, shitstain?”

     ^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}   “When the fuck is monsoon season again? I’m already sick'a your shit-eatin’ faces gawking at me.”

        ^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}      “From fuckin’ freezing temperatures to monsoon-style winds. Nature’s such a temperamental bitch.”

     ^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}    “… How’m I not dead from frostbite yet?”

        ^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}      “Wow – what luck. I can feel my fuckin’ fingers and toes today. Just think, tomorrow I might be able to go out and feel my face.”

              ^{|| /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;}   “Alright, why the fuck is it so fuckin’ cold? Feels like fuckin’ Manhattan down here. I’ll beat the shit outta whoever stuck a stick'a dynamite up Mother Nature’s ass.”