|| /̵͇̿̿/‘̿'̿ ̿–;; “It’s too… fuckin’… hot–”
Labored breathing could be heard between groans fit for a child – albeit one with an incredibly foul mouth. There’d never really been a mother around to wash it out with soap, after all.
The designated gunslinger of The Lagoon Company had resigned herself to reading the latest TV Guide as if it were a classic; it was too damn hot to kill some poor sap, much less get off her ass to go drink with Eda in the Rip-Off Church. All that got her last time was a shootout and another job – with little payout, no less.
As per usual at this point in the week, Dutch was about his business – business that was none of her own, and she thoroughly enjoyed keeping it that way. Her bitching had been just enough to “persuade” Rock to run whatever the hell errands he had deemed important on his own; with Benny holed up in the ship with better air and the breeze off the sea, it just left Revy to hold down the fort.
Alone, sweaty, and free to complain to her heart’s content; it was difficult to decide whether that thrilled her or vexed her. Regardless, the silence was abruptly broken by the shuffle of feet, causing her to turn the page in her “novel” with a sharper-than-necessary snap of the thin paper.
“We’re closed – make it worth my time, and maybe we’ll open. How’s a fifty sound? 'Cause it sounds damn good to me.”
HEY THERE WELCOME! HAVE FUN HERE WE’RE ALL A HUGE FAMILY but stay away from me i tell horrible jokes but you’ll probably get hit with them anyway
//hELLO THANK YOU FOR THE WARM WELCOME YES HI.~
//Hit me with the bad jokes man I’m game
fallen-rhapsody said: Welcome back, friend!
gefallenejustiz said: {Welcome to ER ;w; I hope you’re feeling better! ; o ;}
//Thanks very much to you both, it’s good to be back. ;w;
//And yes, I’m feeling much better! Still havin’ to take the solid food in small doses, though.
//Sorry for the absence, I was getting over the stomach flu and didn’t want to return until I had a clean bill of health – plus the first week back was hell, y'know?
//bUT WOW I’M HAPPY TO SEE I GOT ACCEPTED INTO ER HELLo I’m going to make a lame-ass opener to acknowledge you all but pretty please lemme know if you wanna interact with my little shit of a Muse ok wow I love you all–
Questions about your character:
♥ - What does ‘love’ mean to them?
♠ - What are they afraid of?
♦ - What is one thing about them that they are most proud of?
♣ - What is one thing that they find embarrassing? (About them, others, things in general)
★ - Do they prefer daytime or nighttime and why?
☾- Are they prone to nightmares or dreamless sleep?
☼ - Something that/Someone who makes them happy.
☁ - If they’re caught out in the rain how do they react?
♪ - Are they musically inclined?
♫ - What kind of music do they enjoy?
✓ - How do they react to praise?
✕ - How do they handle rejection?
☺ - Do they prefer sour or sweet treats?
❄ - Favorite season and why?
☮ - Do they have an idol or someone they look up to?
❤ - Do they have a love interest?
✖ - Who is someone they just cannot stand?
♔ - Do they value loyalty?
♕ - Do they trust easily?
Abusive plots;
Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.
