mortaleaquila said: damn right it’s a challenge

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      //bring it

Jan 18 22:38

mortaleaquila said: aint nobody gonna out joke ezio

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      //is that a challenge

      //i think it’s a challenge

Jan 18 22:36 ( 1 )
   xprofeta-archive:
   Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

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   || /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;   Okay, personal favorite – she was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.”

Jan 18 22:33 ( 2 )
   xprofeta-archive:
   Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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   || /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.”

Jan 18 22:31
   xprofeta-archive:
   Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.

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   || /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;    “What does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs.”

Jan 18 22:29
Jan 18 22:18 ( 2636 )

xfreundlich:


    ♕—} To be quite frank the blonde had no idea at all where she was, and to be in quite a shady place she’d be lying if she said she was the least be on edge. New places, unknown people always made for a shady combo, though luckily for her she found at least some decent looking place. 

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    “Ehh?” It startled her a little, the females voice but her heart soon settled, though her cautiousness raised when she noticed the uhh, not so hidden weapons on her side. “I’m not looking for a babysitter though.”

   || /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿—;;        “— And a wiseass to boot.”

      Ochre hues bored into the other’s youthful features, thoroughly unamused – irritated, even. A cigarette pack was produced with a flourish, beginning to shake and pat the carton against her open opposite palm as she addressed the blonde once more.

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             “Of all the shitty buildings in all the shitty towns in all the shitty world, you walked into ours. Why’s that? Somethin’ scream trustworthy about this shithole to you?”

Jan 18 22:11 ( 3 )

Send a ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours hitting mine out of anger

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aseaofquotes:

Charles Frazier, Nightwoods

Jan 18 20:13 ( 2882 )